史莱姆 0344 尿素袋社,成立
{-- PGC_VOICE:{"thumb_url":"novel-
ic/c5220576cf784e306589aa90f869e916","title":"","source_
rovider":"audiobook","content":"","u
load_id":"v029b6g10000cdajg43c77ufqb4ftqb0","duration":"476.082"} --}
div class="novel-fm-asr"
an start_time="1000"第344集众人忍不住倒退一步，/s
ans
an start_time="5320"心灵受到了点惊吓。/s
an
an start_time="7920"嗨，/s
ans
an start_time="8840"这不会是陈叔揍的吧？/s
an
an start_time="11520"他们对视一眼，/s
ans
an start_time="12710"隐隐有了一个可怕的猜想。/s
an
an start_time="15740"4个学长肯定是和陈叔出现了冲突，/s
ans
an start_time="18820"结果不但没有得逞，/s
ans
an start_time="20180"反而是被暴揍了一顿。/s
an
an start_time="23270"他这么强，/s
ans
an start_time="25180"众人心中都充满了忌惮。/s
an
an start_time="27660"一个新生打4个老生，/s
ans
an start_time="29620"而且还完好无损地走了出来。/s
an
an start_time="32380"方清晨开口说道我猜是用了阴招，/s
ans
an start_time="37860"唉，/s
ans
an start_time="38860"打电话给预售会，/s
ans
an start_time="40140"让他们来抬人吧。/s
an
an start_time="42590"预售会好像也不是传说中这么猛啊！/s
an
an start_time="47450"一群人商议着，/s
ans
an start_time="49050"心中只觉得陈叔有点深不可测。/s
an
an start_time="52620"另一边，/s
ans
an start_time="53420"阿良开口道陈叔啊，/s
ans
an start_time="55860"你通过面试了吗？/s
an
an start_time="57860"陈叔挑眉说道面试人是于江，/s
ans
an start_time="61140"你说我通过了吗？/s
an
an start_time="63290"你们不会当场打了起来吧？/s
an
an start_time="66200"当然没有。/s
an
an start_time="67600"陈叔摇了摇头，/s
ans
an start_time="69160"那是单方面的碾压好吧？/s
an
an start_time="71920"两人齐齐望来，/s
ans
an start_time="73770"想到他阴险的性格，/s
ans
an start_time="75410"倒是有几分相信了。/s
an
an start_time="77890"但他们不知道的是，/s
ans
an start_time="79410"陈叔碾压的是4个黑铁。/s
an
an start_time="81410"急于手势啊噢老师。/s
an
an start_time="85110"就在此时，/s
ans
an start_time="85950"一道声音响起。/s
an
an start_time="87670"嗯陈叔觉得这声音有点熟悉，/s
ans
an start_time="91640"转头一看，/s
ans
an start_time="92800"一个小胖子屁颠屁颠地跑了过来，/s
ans
an start_time="95320"眼中有着兴奋之色。/s
an
an start_time="97520"欧阳宝？/s
an
an start_time="99600"陈叔挑挑眉，/s
ans
an start_time="100870"没想到在这里遇到了对方。/s
an
an start_time="103670"你是老师啊？/s
an
an start_time="105230"阿良和王珏眼睛瞪大，/s
ans
an start_time="107110"一副三观破裂的模样。/s
an
an start_time="109710"大惊小怪的陈叔撇了撇嘴，/s
ans
an start_time="113520"我南江汉匪当老师有问题吗？/s
an
an start_time="116600"欧阳宝，/s
ans
an start_time="117440"你也在参加社团？/s
an
an start_time="119860"欧阳宝摇了摇头，/s
ans
an start_time="120980"说道。/s
an
an start_time="122420"嗯，/s
ans
an start_time="122580"没有啊，/s
ans
an start_time="123620"我正在招人呢，/s
ans
an start_time="125300"正好老师你来了。/s
an
an start_time="127420"招人？/s
an
an start_time="129140"陈舒微微一怔，/s
ans
an start_time="130180"有点懵逼。/s
an
an start_time="131990"噢，/s
ans
an start_time="132390"是啊，/s
ans
an start_time="133070"我建立一个社团，/s
ans
an start_time="134670"而且老师你是副部长。/s
an
an start_time="137510"我陈叔没有想到自己无缘无故地成了一个社团的副部长了。/s
an
an start_time="144630"四人朝着前方走去，/s
ans
an start_time="146310"一下就看见了欧阳宝社团的地盘尿尿塑袋社。/s
an
an start_time="152420"陈叔瞪大眼睛，/s
ans
an start_time="153820"忍不住身躯一震，/s
ans
an start_time="155060"说道你他娘的真离谱啊！/s
an
an start_time="158940"嗯？/s
an
an start_time="159220"陈老师啊，/s
ans
an start_time="160420"这名字有问题吗？/s
an
an start_time="163410"欧阳宝一脸无辜地说道我本来想要建一个悍匪社的，/s
ans
an start_time="168690"结果没通过，/s
ans
an start_time="169930"而且还让我明天去一趟教导处。/s
an
an start_time="173130"阿良和王珏微微一怔，/s
ans
an start_time="175010"紧接着竖起了大拇指你丫的真敢交上去啊，/s
ans
an start_time="179210"有点泳啊！/s
an
an start_time="181090"陈叔啊，/s
ans
an start_time="181850"我觉得这个名字不错呀。/s
an
an start_time="184250"阿良忍不住笑了起来，/s
ans
an start_time="185570"开口说道完全符合你的气质。/s
an
an start_time="189130"王珏同样忍不住憋笑，/s
ans
an start_time="191650"同意，/s
ans
an start_time="193210"虽然不是悍匪射，/s
ans
an start_time="194850"但尿塑袋射一样具备代表性。/s
an
an start_time="198330"尼玛，/s
ans
an start_time="200560"陈叔比出了一个国际手势，/s
ans
an start_time="202880"我要退团！/s
an
an start_time="204840"呃，/s
ans
an start_time="205600"老师啊，/s
ans
an start_time="206600"半年内是不能退团的。/s
an
an start_time="209760"陈叔嘴巴微张。/s
an
an start_time="211480"合着我他娘的无缘无故就背上了尿素之名。/s
an
an start_time="215890"欧阳宝开口说道。/s
an
an start_time="217890"嗯，/s
ans
an start_time="218250"我可以将团长转给你。/s
an
an start_time="221410"可以，/s
ans
an start_time="221610"可可可拉倒吧！/s
an
an start_time="224060"陈叔嘴角直抽。/s
an
an start_time="225300"啊，/s
ans
an start_time="225940"命运的安排总叫你无奈。/s
an
an start_time="229260"陈叔啊，/s
ans
an start_time="230060"生活就是这样的，/s
ans
an start_time="231700"既然不能反抗，/s
ans
an start_time="233020"那就好好享受吧。/s
an
an start_time="235060"阿良一脸认真地安慰道，/s
ans
an start_time="237100"但脸上却明显有着4个大字幸灾乐祸呀你们俩入团！/s
an
an start_time="243850"陈叔直接开口说道。/s
an
an start_time="245730"如果拒绝回去，/s
ans
an start_time="247010"我就把宿舍给炸了！/s
an
an start_time="249010"刹那间，/s
ans
an start_time="250050"阿良和王珏的笑容一下就僵住了。/s
an
an start_time="253370"如果其他人这么说，/s
ans
an start_time="254770"俩人肯定是不会相信的。/s
an
an start_time="257130"但问题是，/s
ans
an start_time="258010"陈叔开学就烧了宿舍，/s
ans
an start_time="260200"现在乍一次好像也合情合理起来了。/s
an
an start_time="264030"最终，/s
ans
an start_time="264780"迫于悍匪的淫威，/s
ans
an start_time="266500"两个人同样成了尿塑袋射的一员。/s
an
an start_time="269860"嗯，/s
ans
an start_time="270700"不错不错，/s
ans
an start_time="273220"陈叔的心情一下就好多了，/s
ans
an start_time="276020"就像以前交作业，/s
ans
an start_time="277540"自己没写的时候总觉得慌得一匹，/s
ans
an start_time="280700"可听到同桌也没写，/s
ans
an start_time="282300"瞬间就舒服了。/s
an
an start_time="284590"欧阳宝，/s
ans
an start_time="285590"现在咱们社团有多少人了？/s
an
an start_time="287550"我准备把预售会给灭了。/s
an
an start_time="289910"三人身躯一震，/s
ans
an start_time="292350"你知道你在说什么吗？/s
an
an start_time="294470"每年预售会都会招收50人，/s
ans
an start_time="297190"成员稳定数量是200人，/s
ans
an start_time="299670"其中天才如云，/s
ans
an start_time="301390"尤其是大四的成员，/s
ans
an start_time="302950"基本上都是黑铁三星的实力。/s
an
an start_time="306030"呃，/s
ans
an start_time="306790"5人？/s
an
an start_time="308550"五人？/s
an
an start_time="310020"合着就我们几个啊？/s
an
an start_time="312300"诶，/s
ans
an start_time="312420"不对，/s
ans
an start_time="313220"还有一个倒霉蛋。/s
an
an start_time="314180"是谁啊？/s
an
an start_time="316050"欧阳宝我他妈为什么不能加社团呢？/s
an
an start_time="319730"一道声音从远处传来，/s
ans
an start_time="321930"只见一人火急火燎地跑过来，/s
ans
an start_time="324370"正是南沧省的谢风雨。/s
an
an start_time="327320"我现在知道那个倒霉蛋是谁了？/s
an
an start_time="330750"陈叔耸了耸肩，/s
ans
an start_time="332430"合着欧阳宝把自己的表哥也坑了？/s
an
an start_time="335990"嗯？/s
an
an start_time="336950"陈叔？/s
an
an start_time="338480"谢风雨一眼就看见了陈叔，/s
ans
an start_time="340880"心中隐隐有了一个猜想。/s
an
an start_time="343750"半晌，/s
ans
an start_time="344620"谢风雨仰头望天，/s
ans
an start_time="346500"心中已经充满了悲情。/s
an
an start_time="349640"我做错了什么？/s
an
an start_time="351430"不但加入了尿素带社，/s
ans
an start_time="353470"而且和陈叔一个社团？/s
an
an start_time="356230"苏维月、姜末，/s
ans
an start_time="357950"大家一起呀！/s
an
an start_time="359830"陈叔脸上带着蛊惑的笑容，/s
ans
an start_time="361900"望向了谢风雨的两名队友。/s
an
an start_time="364650"我觉得不用了吧。/s
an
an start_time="367370"两人对视一眼，/s
ans
an start_time="368650"眼中已经有点慌乱了。/s
an
an start_time="371450"谢哥，/s
ans
an start_time="372240"我们先走了。/s
an
an start_time="373910"两人立刻转头，/s
ans
an start_time="375230"想要离开这个是非之地。/s
an
an start_time="377870"一转头，/s
ans
an start_time="378630"两人脚不一致，/s
ans
an start_time="379950"一眼就看见了陈叔。/s
an
an start_time="382390"你俩确定？/s
an
an start_time="384540"只见陈叔伸出右手拦住了两人的去路，/s
ans
an start_time="387900"同时左手默默地掏出了凶器。/s
an
an start_time="392020"我将末双瞳一缩，/s
ans
an start_time="395340"一下就看见了醒目的两个字尿素。/s
an
an start_time="399580"他现在知道为何要叫尿素蛋射了。/s
an
an start_time="402780"这一群离谱的人呐，/s
ans
an start_time="405540"你们俩确定不加入吗？/s
an
an start_time="408020"陈叔左手一扬，/s
ans
an start_time="409500"一股刺鼻的尿素味扑面而来，/s
ans
an start_time="412700"两人的脸都快绿了。/s
an
an start_time="415780"你丫的怎么不直接拿把刀架在我脖子上？/s
an
an start_time="419710"最终，/s
ans
an start_time="420500"两人迫于无奈，/s
ans
an start_time="421860"只能加入了尿素带射。/s
an
an start_time="424810"好了，/s
ans
an start_time="425490"现在就是7个人了，/s
ans
an start_time="427570"放心，/s
ans
an start_time="428370"有人欺负你们，/s
ans
an start_time="429450"直接报我南疆悍匪的名号，/s
ans
an start_time="431970"大二以下的人都不敢惹你们。/s
an
an start_time="434530"陈述点了点头，/s
ans
an start_time="435800"眼中有着满意之色。/s
an
an start_time="438440"那大二以上的呢？/s
an
an start_time="440640"那还报啥名啊，/s
ans
an start_time="442000"跑就完事了。/s
an
an start_time="444230"陈叔的心中竟然有点愉悦了。/s
an
an start_time="447310"虽然社团的名字有点烂，/s
ans
an start_time="449230"但至少是有特色的，/s
ans
an start_time="451270"让人一眼就觉得里面的成员都是卧龙凤雏。/s
an
an start_time="455570"部长，/s
ans
an start_time="456920"有没有一种可能？/s
an
an start_time="459360"阿良试探着说道。/s
an
an start_time="461520"我们能改一个社团名字呢？/s
an
an start_time="464360"陈叔斩钉截铁地拒绝道除非能改为悍匪社，/s
ans
an start_time="468910"否则免谈，/s
ans
an start_time="470630"尿素袋，/s
ans
an start_time="471910"那可是南疆悍匪的图腾啊！/s
an
/div