史莱姆 0352 你是不是觉得自己很幽默
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an start_time="900"第352集，/s
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an start_time="3300"巨熊不断地挣扎着，/s
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an start_time="4940"但却没有一点挣脱的迹象，/s
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an start_time="7420"压住它的生物实在是太大了，/s
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an start_time="10620"气氛瞬间就凝固了。/s
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an start_time="12540"中年人的嘴角直抽，/s
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an start_time="14570"这尼玛没人跟他说有黑铁籍的学生啊？/s
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an start_time="18530"谁的契约铃？/s
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an start_time="20670"他深吸了一口气，/s
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an start_time="21870"尽量保持淡定。/s
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an start_time="23830"打脸来得太快就像龙卷风啊！/s
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an start_time="27390"周围的路人同样睁大了眼睛，/s
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an start_time="29630"没想到有这么生猛的学生，/s
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an start_time="32110"而在下方的学生都在憋着笑。/s
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an start_time="34590"立刻回头望去，/s
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an start_time="36630"全年级的目光都锁定了陈叔，/s
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an start_time="39500"只有他的契约龄才这么大，/s
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an start_time="41420"谁都顶不住。/s
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an start_time="43300"呃其陈叔两手一摊，/s
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an start_time="46140"无辜地说道教官，/s
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an start_time="48620"你不是说若有不服者可以挑战吗？/s
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an start_time="52260"好！/s
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an start_time="54060"中年人点了点头，/s
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an start_time="55220"说道你赢了，/s
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an start_time="58020"作为奖励，/s
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an start_time="59260"今晚你不用吃饭了。/s
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an start_time="61380"陈叔眼睛一瞪，/s
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an start_time="63060"这尼玛怎么是这个结果呀！/s
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an start_time="65580"中年人的目光望向众人，/s
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an start_time="67220"开口说道。/s
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an start_time="69170"还有谁想要挑战的？/s
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an start_time="71450"众人全部沉默了。/s
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an start_time="73290"这谁还敢挑战呢？/s
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an start_time="75890"好，/s
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an start_time="76850"没人挑战最好。/s
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an start_time="78980"中年人点了点头，/s
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an start_time="80290"说道。/s
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an start_time="81770"教官们，/s
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an start_time="82490"安排宿舍吧。/s
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an start_time="84490"20名教官同样点头，/s
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an start_time="86410"将班级的人带到了周围的食物中。/s
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an start_time="89850"一个石屋中摆放着4张石床，/s
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an start_time="92130"上面铺着一层宗垫，/s
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an start_time="94090"环境看起来极为简陋。/s
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an start_time="96690"这灵君可不是来享受的，/s
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an start_time="98810"他们是在守护着蓝星的安全，/s
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an start_time="100980"不容有半点疏忽。/s
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an start_time="103610"都整理好各自的床铺，/s
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an start_time="105370"穿上镇灵军的军服，/s
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an start_time="107210"晚上6点再集合。/s
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an start_time="109610"教官许珊深深地看了陈淑一眼，/s
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an start_time="111890"离开了食物。/s
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an start_time="113810"陈叔，/s
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an start_time="114170"3人都在一起，/s
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an start_time="115610"另一个是谢风雨，/s
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an start_time="116850"4人都认识，/s
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an start_time="117890"倒是没有生疏感。/s
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an start_time="119970"不会要我们一直待在据点吧？/s
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an start_time="122970"陈叔摸了摸下巴，/s
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an start_time="124010"说道。/s
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an start_time="125150"如果是这样，/s
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an start_time="126230"那我来一空间做甚呐？/s
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an start_time="128790"阿良正在铺着自己的床单，/s
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an start_time="130710"转头说道。/s
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an start_time="132660"好像是这样的，/s
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an start_time="134220"我们主要是做镇林军的工作。/s
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an start_time="137100"陈叔眼珠子转动着，/s
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an start_time="138820"想要找个机会开溜。/s
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an start_time="141140"他开口说道老王，/s
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an start_time="143220"先把包给我。/s
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an start_time="144980"王珏转头召唤出了自己的契约灵，/s
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an start_time="148060"只见灰色小鸟的眼中闪过一抹光芒，/s
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an start_time="151380"一个大号的行军包瞬间出现。/s
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an start_time="154490"陈叔靠近仔细闻了闻背包，/s
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an start_time="158750"啊，/s
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an start_time="160300"熟悉的味道，/s
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an start_time="161500"熟悉的配方。/s
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an start_time="163340"哇，/s
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an start_time="163580"你变态呀！/s
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an start_time="165890"三人齐齐望来，/s
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an start_time="167450"不用猜都知道陈叔的背包是什么味。/s
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an start_time="171420"真是不懂欣赏。/s
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an start_time="173460"陈叔撇了撇嘴，/s
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an start_time="174860"将背包放在了食物的隐蔽处，/s
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an start_time="177060"整理起了自己的床铺。/s
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an start_time="179940"10分钟后，/s
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an start_time="180860"众人收拾完毕，/s
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an start_time="182340"王珏忍不住叹道陈皮，/s
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an start_time="185820"别说，/s
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an start_time="186700"你穿上臻灵军装我真是合适啊！/s
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an start_time="190450"陈淑身材高大，/s
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an start_time="191970"加上自身的气质不俗，/s
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an start_time="193930"穿上军装倒真的是有模有样。/s
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an start_time="197330"阿良摇了摇头，/s
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an start_time="198210"说道悍匪穿剑灵军装，/s
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an start_time="201630"这不是老鼠变成猫啊！/s
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an start_time="203910"什么叫老鼠啊？/s
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an start_time="206030"陈叔眼睛一瞪，/s
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an start_time="206990"说道我作为一个三好市民，/s
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an start_time="209630"当上知灵军是绝对合情合理的。/s
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an start_time="212500"诶，/s
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an start_time="213020"咱们整点。/s
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an start_time="214620"陈叔笑了笑，/s
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an start_time="215900"从包里又拿出了组装的烧烤架以及各种调料，/s
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an start_time="219700"虽然都是用尿素袋子装的。/s
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an start_time="222660"你怎么带的是这些？/s
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an start_time="225090"三人嘴角一抽，/s
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an start_time="226570"一下就有点馋了。/s
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an start_time="228850"中午的时候，/s
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an start_time="229690"众人只是在车上吃了点压缩食物，/s
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an start_time="232290"自然是早早的就饿了。/s
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an start_time="234840"搞起搞起啊！/s
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an start_time="236480"阿良咧嘴一笑，/s
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an start_time="237520"眼中有着兴奋之色。/s
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an start_time="239880"一群人在食屋中组装好了烧烤架，/s
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an start_time="242440"摆放好了木炭，/s
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an start_time="244000"已经是开始准备烧烤大餐了。/s
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an start_time="247250"一刻钟的时间后，/s
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an start_time="248410"一切都已经搞好。/s
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an start_time="250210"三人的目光直勾勾地望着陈叔。/s
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an start_time="253490"你们看我做甚啊？/s
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an start_time="255980"王珏舔了舔嘴唇，/s
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an start_time="257300"说道。/s
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an start_time="258870"肉的陈述疑惑地问道。/s
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an start_time="262190"什么肉啊？/s
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an start_time="263870"三人神色怪异。/s
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an start_time="265750"你他娘的带了各种东西，/s
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an start_time="267390"就是不带肉！/s
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an start_time="269210"陈叔耸了耸肩，/s
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an start_time="270250"说道。/s
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an start_time="271410"我从来都不带的呀，/s
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an start_time="273130"都是现杀现主，/s
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an start_time="275370"我们在据点有个屁的凶兽！/s
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an start_time="278570"四人的食欲已经被勾起来了，/s
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an start_time="280950"现在想要憋回去，/s
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an start_time="282150"那谈何容易啊！/s
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an start_time="284310"紧接着，/s
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an start_time="285030"他们的目光齐刷刷地望向了一旁的灰色小鸟，/s
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an start_time="288390"简直就像是饿狼一样。/s
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an start_time="291010"我靠，/s
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an start_time="291960"小王，/s
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an start_time="292640"你他妈什么眼神？/s
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an start_time="294600"小鸟神色一震，/s
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an start_time="296320"只感觉这群人想要将他生吞活剥了。/s
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an start_time="300040"诶？/s
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an start_time="300400"等等！/s
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an start_time="301670"刹那间，/s
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an start_time="302470"他的双眼中有着技能的光辉。/s
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an start_time="304990"屋中一下就出现了大量的食物，/s
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an start_time="307630"包括生肉、蔬菜、水果与饮料。/s
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an start_time="311400"陈叔等人的眼睛瞪大，/s
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an start_time="312920"望向王珏。/s
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an start_time="314640"你丫有时无不早说。/s
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an start_time="317120"王珏挠了挠头，/s
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an start_time="318160"说道。/s
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an start_time="319840"呃，/s
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an start_time="320560"我给忘了，/s
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an start_time="321950"好久没用过了。/s
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an start_time="324070"开整！/s
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an start_time="325670"四人眼中有着兴奋之色，/s
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an start_time="327590"完全忘记了他们是在军训呢。/s
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an start_time="330830"半个小时后，/s
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an start_time="331880"屋内已经是肉香四溢了，/s
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an start_time="334430"四人围坐在一起，/s
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an start_time="335910"眼中有着满足之色。/s
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an start_time="338510"王珏拍了拍肚子，/s
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an start_time="339630"说道咱们待会和齐合吗？/s
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an start_time="342900"已经快6点了，/s
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an start_time="344890"集合个屁呀，/s
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an start_time="346290"这么多肉，/s
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an start_time="346890"不吃不浪费了。/s
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an start_time="349090"陈叔摇了摇头，/s
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an start_time="350250"又是拿起了一大把牛肉串，/s
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an start_time="352130"大块躲移起来。/s
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an start_time="354090"不会有事吧？/s
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an start_time="356050"谢风雨一直都是学校的天才，/s
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an start_time="358570"接触的人都是优秀学子，/s
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an start_time="360770"什么时候和这仨货混过呀，/s
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an start_time="362850"自然是有点不习惯的。/s
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an start_time="365650"陈叔笑着说道。/s
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an start_time="367330"唉呀，/s
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an start_time="367610"不会的，/s
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an start_time="368130"小谢出了事由我悍匪担着呢，/s
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an start_time="371130"到时候就说是于毅之时的。/s
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an start_time="373730"阿良眼珠子一转，/s
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an start_time="374930"开口说道小谢啊，/s
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an start_time="377650"你的朋友姜末不是我们班的吗？/s
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an start_time="380170"到时候让他达个到就行，/s
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an start_time="382930"可以吗？/s
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an start_time="383930"那等我一下，/s
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an start_time="384930"我去找他。/s
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an start_time="386500"谢峰宇点点头，/s
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an start_time="388010"最终是没有忍住烤肉的诱惑，/s
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an start_time="390290"选择和三人一同摆烂了。/s
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an start_time="393700"时间逐渐过去，/s
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an start_time="394940"4人依然享用着美食。/s
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an start_time="397540"就在此时，/s
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an start_time="398500"一道响亮的口哨声响起，/s
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an start_time="401360"5分钟内全部集合！/s
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an start_time="404630"教官们的声音传来，/s
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an start_time="406590"没有亲自来催促，/s
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an start_time="407950"而是在外面计时。/s
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an start_time="410390"徐珊站在前方等待着预售三班的学生集合，/s
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an start_time="414380"不到5分钟，/s
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an start_time="415450"大部分人都已经集合完毕了。/s
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an start_time="418370"姜墨此时嘴角一抽，/s
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an start_time="420490"他一左一右都缺了两个人，/s
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an start_time="422490"正是未到的陈叔。/s
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an start_time="423730"四人去尼玛什么，/s
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an start_time="426650"帮忙达到！/s
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an start_time="428450"徐珊望向了手中的秒表，/s
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an start_time="430650"5分钟的时间过去了，/s
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an start_time="433240"现在开始报数一二项目。/s
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an start_time="437510"揉了揉太阳穴，/s
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an start_time="438830"只感觉脑瓜子有点疼啊！/s
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an start_time="441310"但答应了谢风雨，/s
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an start_time="442550"他又不想爽约。/s
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an start_time="444290"很快就轮到他了。/s
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an start_time="446610"姜木来到了第一个空位，/s
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an start_time="448090"开口说道。/s
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an start_time="449650"16他一个踏步，/s
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an start_time="451890"又来到了第二个位置，/s
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an start_time="453290"特意换了一种声音。/s
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an start_time="455760"17位于后排的学生嘴角一抽啊，/s
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an start_time="459680"你丫的是不是太离谱了！/s
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an start_time="462880"就在姜木暗自得意来到第五个位置的时候，/s
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an start_time="467470"他一下就和一道身影撞上了。/s
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an start_time="470070"转头一看，/s
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an start_time="471070"只见许珊双手抱胸，/s
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an start_time="472790"默默地注视着江木。/s
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an start_time="475310"江木的呼吸一滞，/s
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an start_time="476750"声音有点发抖，/s
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an start_time="477870"说道呃，/s
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an start_time="479750"校校官，/s
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an start_time="481790"你是不是觉得自己很幽默？/s
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an start_time="485350"徐山神色平淡，/s
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an start_time="486550"说道班级队列分成了5排，/s
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an start_time="490270"你这排就他妈你一个，/s
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an start_time="492340"你他妈是把我当栽愣啊！/s
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an start_time="495220"其余人暗自对姜默竖起了大拇指。/s
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an start_time="498260"你是真勇啊！/s
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an start_time="500700"陈述他们人呐！/s
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an start_time="502940"徐珊开口说道，/s
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an start_time="504460"一眼就看出是陈淑他们没来。/s
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an start_time="507660"就在此时，/s
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an start_time="508460"一道巨响出现，/s
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an start_time="510380"无论是教官还是学生全部回头望去，/s
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an start_time="514329"只见一间石屋的屋顶直接被炸开了，/s
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an start_time="517409"一道耀眼无比的火柱冲天而起，/s
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an start_time="520169"还伴随着漫天的石屑以及各种香味浓郁的肉串。/s
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an start_time="525400"而且众人神情呆滞，/s
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an start_time="528720"完全没有预料到这个离谱的场面。/s
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