史莱姆 0380 你特么的找夺舍对象啊
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an start_time="1130"欢迎收听由悠然有声出品的多人有声剧我一个史莱姆吊打巨龙很合理吧？/s
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an start_time="7990"第380集不愧是我的好兄弟呀！/s
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an start_time="13940"陈熟咧嘴一笑，/s
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an start_time="15100"拍了拍张大力的肩膀。/s
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an start_time="17420"张大力开口说道谁让他们杜清那么贱了，/s
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an start_time="21740"竟然玩阴的！/s
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an start_time="24180"如今比赛结束，/s
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an start_time="25580"最受关注的不是作为冠军的张大力，/s
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an start_time="28580"而是独处杜清与喷射战士王松。/s
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an start_time="32460"走吧，/s
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an start_time="33260"庆祝一番，/s
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an start_time="34190"我请客！/s
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an start_time="35740"陈叔拍了拍胸口说道。/s
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an start_time="38060"张大力，/s
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an start_time="38460"买单！/s
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an start_time="39780"张大力嘴角一抽抠不死你丫的！/s
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an start_time="44550"一行人脸上带着胜利者的笑容，/s
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an start_time="46830"前往了蓝海市的美食街。/s
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an start_time="49670"先生，/s
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an start_time="50350"你们几位啊，/s
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an start_time="51350"有提前预定吗？/s
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an start_time="53430"一家餐厅门口，/s
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an start_time="54670"服务员微笑着问道。/s
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an start_time="56580"张大力纳闷地问道。/s
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an start_time="59580"嗯？/s
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an start_time="60660"诶？/s
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an start_time="60700"你怎么知道我是新星贝比赛的冠军呢？/s
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an start_time="64180"服务员嘴巴微张我知道个屁啊，/s
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an start_time="68180"是张大力先生吗？/s
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an start_time="70540"另一个服务员却是一下就认出了张大力。/s
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an start_time="73980"新星杯比赛现场虽然只有上千人，/s
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an start_time="76980"但却是全场直播，/s
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an start_time="78620"无数人都通过网络在观看比赛。/s
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an start_time="81940"这边请，/s
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an start_time="82780"这边请！/s
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an start_time="84380"服务员神色大喜，/s
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an start_time="86180"将4人恭敬地迎接到了一间包厢中。/s
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an start_time="90020"可以呀，/s
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an start_time="90740"大力得我真传啊！/s
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an start_time="93860"陈叔赞赏的点了点头，/s
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an start_time="95900"白嫖这事是让他们拿捏得死死的了。/s
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an start_time="99870"祝贺张大力先生夺得了新星杯冠军，/s
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an start_time="103020"今天的午餐全部免费，/s
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an start_time="105060"也算是本店的一点心意。/s
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an start_time="108180"服务员的眼中带有笑意，/s
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an start_time="109780"开口说道各位想吃什么尽管点。/s
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an start_time="114200"唉，/s
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an start_time="114760"那怎么好意思呢？/s
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an start_time="117280"陈叔摆了摆手，/s
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an start_time="118560"一副盛情难却的样子，/s
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an start_time="120440"紧接着说道麻烦多给我两个菜单。/s
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an start_time="124580"服务员微微一怔，/s
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an start_time="126180"给每个人都递上了一份菜单，/s
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an start_time="128740"陈熟四人没有客气，/s
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an start_time="130220"点起了各种招牌菜。/s
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an start_time="132710"这跟着冠军吃饭就是爽啊！/s
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an start_time="135900"陈叔吹着口哨，/s
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an start_time="137220"神色愉快无比。/s
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an start_time="139460"徐星星挠了挠头，/s
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an start_time="140820"说道我们点的菜是不是有点贵了？/s
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an start_time="145740"你真当餐厅是慈善家呀，/s
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an start_time="148300"到时候借助大力炒作一番，/s
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an start_time="150300"回报一下就翻了数百倍，/s
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an start_time="152580"安心吧，/s
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an start_time="153800"咱们这叫凭实力白嫖！/s
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an start_time="156720"午饭过后，/s
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an start_time="157920"众人又是一阵闲逛，/s
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an start_time="159440"商议着明天一同前往沙滩看海。/s
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an start_time="163190"第二天下午时分，/s
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an start_time="164750"陈叔等人穿着短裤前往了蓝海市的明月沙滩，/s
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an start_time="169810"因为夜晚时分可以看到海上生明月的景象，/s
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an start_time="173250"因此得名明月沙滩。/s
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an start_time="176620"一阵略带星闲的海风袭来，/s
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an start_time="179420"四人穿着沙滩裤，/s
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an start_time="180780"戴着墨镜，/s
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an start_time="182020"如同该溜子一样闲逛了起来。/s
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an start_time="185020"诶，/s
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an start_time="185140"老谢，/s
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an start_time="186220"你让多少人头顶冒绿光了。/s
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an start_time="188980"陈叔双手插兜，/s
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an start_time="190500"目光望向了蔚蓝的大海，/s
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an start_time="192620"心情不由得愉悦起来。/s
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an start_time="195140"此话一出，/s
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an start_time="196260"身旁的路人都是齐齐望来，/s
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an start_time="198500"眼中带有鄙夷之色。/s
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an start_time="201160"谢祖南转头望来，/s
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an start_time="202400"说道你丫的能不能好好说话，/s
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an start_time="206310"都是重叠搞得好吧，/s
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an start_time="207790"和我谢苏南一点关系没有。/s
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an start_time="210390"他振振有词地说而且那叫做散播，/s
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an start_time="213550"爱的光芒散播你懂不？/s
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an start_time="216720"我才不关心是不是散播呢，/s
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an start_time="219110"我只是想问，/s
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an start_time="220150"你到底让我背了多少次黑锅了，/s
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an start_time="222950"我现在都已经不敢去你学校了！/s
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an start_time="226360"之前谢苏南本能地就爆出了他的名字，/s
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an start_time="229160"让陈叔一下子就有了危机感。/s
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an start_time="232240"谢苏南干笑了一声，/s
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an start_time="233480"说道呃呃嗨诶，/s
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an start_time="236400"其实没多少次，/s
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an start_time="237750"你的名头大一点有震慑力吗？/s
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an start_time="240940"南疆悍匪作恶多端，/s
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an start_time="242620"和他谢宿难有什么关系？/s
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an start_time="245780"此人沿着海边漫步，/s
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an start_time="247460"享受着假期的快乐时光。/s
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an start_time="250300"很快，/s
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an start_time="250860"时间来到傍晚，/s
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an start_time="252900"海边上人来人往，/s
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an start_time="254620"其中不少都是情侣前来散步，/s
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an start_time="257699"4人依然如同躺尸一般打量着过往的人群，/s
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an start_time="261899"同时等待着明月升起。/s
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an start_time="264950"谢素楠扶了扶墨镜，/s
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an start_time="266550"望着远处的一对情侣说道你们说，/s
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an start_time="271530"是什么让他们走到了一起？/s
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an start_time="274810"只见一名身材健壮的青年正与一名40岁左右的女人并肩而行，/s
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an start_time="280370"举止颇为亲密，/s
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an start_time="282920"张大力嘴角一抽，/s
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an start_time="284160"转头望来。/s
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an start_time="285880"哼，/s
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an start_time="285920"你觉得呢？/s
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an start_time="288200"陈叔一脸认真地说道我觉得是圆。/s
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an start_time="292780"嗯三人嘴巴微张，/s
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an start_time="295650"来回打量着陈叔。/s
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an start_time="297650"陈叔笑了笑又说道但具体是多少元我就不知道了。/s
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an start_time="303000"三人嘴角一抽不愧是你呀，/s
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an start_time="306840"说真的，/s
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an start_time="307840"我们学校有靠白墙，/s
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an start_time="309440"你想找女朋友诶，/s
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an start_time="310520"可以跟我说呀。/s
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an start_time="312240"谢苏南搓了搓手，/s
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an start_time="313600"贪懒的说道诶嘿，/s
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an start_time="316230"如果能成，/s
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an start_time="317390"给我一点红包就行。/s
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an start_time="319630"陈叔正欲开口，/s
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an start_time="320830"直接就被谢宿南给打断了。/s
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an start_time="323670"这边你就不用说了，/s
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an start_time="325750"你现在相当于我们学校的通缉犯啦！/s
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an start_time="329140"我尼玛，/s
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an start_time="330460"你他娘的把我的名声全给毁了！/s
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an start_time="333500"谢苏南转头望向了徐星星和张大力。/s
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an start_time="336720"你们有没有想法？/s
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an start_time="338750"徐星星挑了挑眉，/s
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an start_time="341110"真的可以吗？/s
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an start_time="342750"啊？/s
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an start_time="342790"当然，/s
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an start_time="343830"我们学校女生质量那是杠杠的。/s
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an start_time="347060"谢苏南不由地吹嘘道。/s
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an start_time="350490"只要你给出条件和要求，/s
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an start_time="352410"一定能给你找到合适的。/s
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an start_time="355090"徐星星一本正经地说我希望身高是1米6以上，/s
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an start_time="359880"体重50千克左右。/s
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an start_time="362640"嗨，/s
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an start_time="363000"这简单！/s
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an start_time="364720"谢苏南直接记了下来，/s
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an start_time="366520"心中已经开始惦记着红包了。/s
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an start_time="369570"另外，/s
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an start_time="370450"我还有一点小要求。/s
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an start_time="372530"徐星星笑了笑，/s
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an start_time="373890"从兜里掏出了一个小本子啊！/s
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an start_time="378160"三人齐齐望来，/s
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an start_time="379760"心中隐隐觉得有点不对。/s
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an start_time="382200"果不其然呢，/s
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an start_time="383480"徐星星开口念道我希望他的心率是60-80每分钟，/s
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an start_time="389060"正常血压值是肺活量是红细胞数值。/s
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an start_time="393860"等一下，/s
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an start_time="394330"等一下！/s
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an start_time="395570"谢苏南听得眉头都要拧到1块了，/s
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an start_time="398570"最终叹了口气说，/s
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an start_time="402320"我算是看出来了，/s
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an start_time="404150"你是在找对象，/s
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an start_time="405750"咱他妈是找夺舍的对象啊！/s
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an start_time="408390"家里人的要求高，/s
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an start_time="409670"没办法，/s
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an start_time="411230"滚蛋！/s
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an start_time="412600"谢素楠直接鄙视了一番你丫的逗玩呢？/s
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an start_time="417400"大连你是唯一的正常人了啊，/s
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an start_time="420120"跟哥说说想不想找对象？/s
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an start_time="423540"我不想。/s
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an start_time="425660"张大力挠了挠头我觉得吧，/s
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an start_time="429540"我学姐就不错诶，/s
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an start_time="433220"有情况啊？/s
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an start_time="434900"到底是谁？/s
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an start_time="436740"三人齐齐望来，/s
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an start_time="438020"眼中充满了求知的欲望。/s
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an start_time="441070"张大力有点吞吞吐吐地说道你就是就是，/s
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an start_time="445800"和我一个导师，/s
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an start_time="446800"那学姐林薇薇，/s
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an start_time="448840"陈皮你知道的吧？/s
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an start_time="452020"好像有点印象。/s
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an start_time="455300"陈叔摸了摸下巴。/s
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an start_time="457260"当初京都综合大学的中委想要找张大力的麻烦，/s
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an start_time="460700"就是因为林微微，/s
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an start_time="462190"结果被陈叔和方思一顿暴揍，/s
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an start_time="465940"但我有点不敢表白。/s
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an start_time="468620"张大力开口说道。/s
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an start_time="470620"陈皮，/s
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an start_time="471540"你怎么说？/s
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an start_time="473540"达利，/s
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an start_time="474300"你怕啥呀，/s
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an start_time="475660"虽然你很差劲，/s
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an start_time="477420"但他既然被你看上，/s
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an start_time="479020"那就说明他命中由此一劫。/s
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an start_time="482320"陈叔拍了拍张大力的肩膀说道。/s
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an start_time="485480"张大力神色怪异操，/s
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an start_time="488760"你是在鼓励我吗？/s
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an start_time="490880"我怎么总感觉有点怪怪的？/s
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an start_time="494090"月亮出现啦！/s
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an start_time="496010"就在此时，/s
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an start_time="497010"人群一阵喧闹，/s
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an start_time="498690"无数人纷纷望向了海边。/s
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an start_time="502120"真是愉快的假期呀！/s
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an start_time="505030"陈叔头镇着，/s
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an start_time="505910"双手望向海上的明月，/s
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an start_time="508550"听着人群的喧闹，/s
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an start_time="509990"竟然有了点归属感，/s
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an start_time="512150"仿佛它本就属于这一方世界。/s
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an start_time="515150"是啊，/s
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an start_time="517270"谢苏南不由地感叹道。/s
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an start_time="519880"唉呀，/s
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an start_time="520800"和南疆悍匪的在一起，/s
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an start_time="522840"竟然没有生命危机出现，/s
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an start_time="524560"罕见呐！/s
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an start_time="526820"嗯，/s
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an start_time="527500"确实。/s
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an start_time="529240"张大力和徐行星都是点了点头。/s
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an start_time="532630"你们说的是人话吗？/s
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an start_time="535390"陈叔摇了摇头，/s
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an start_time="536590"望向了远处的天际。/s
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an start_time="539590"诶？/s
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an start_time="541110"陈淑双眸一缩，/s
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an start_time="542710"眼中出现了几分惊疑之色。/s
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an start_time="545990"本集播讲完毕，/s
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an start_time="547430"感谢你的收听，/s
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an start_time="549030"你的点赞和评论是我们持续创作的最大动力！/s
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