史莱姆 0347 如果遇到危险就把我骨灰扬了
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an start_time="1100"第347集此时的陈叔依然没有意识到危机的降临。/s
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an start_time="8000"喂，/s
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an start_time="8280"方思姐，/s
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an start_time="9120"就差你了。/s
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an start_time="11120"陈叔拨打了方思的电话，/s
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an start_time="12720"说道。/s
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an start_time="13760"我给你发个定位啊？/s
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an start_time="15840"行，/s
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an start_time="16550"我看一下。/s
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an start_time="17830"嗯正在接电话的方思神色一变，/s
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an start_time="21350"说道你确定是在那里？/s
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an start_time="25470"嗯？/s
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an start_time="26030"怎么了？/s
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an start_time="27690"陈叔嘴里塞了三四个鱼丸，/s
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an start_time="29610"含糊不清地说道这里的景色不错，/s
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an start_time="32690"又没有人来，/s
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an start_time="33930"而且楼顶哎呦呦呦呦，/s
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an start_time="36130"竟然还有人种了花！/s
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an start_time="37850"说说说说诶，/s
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an start_time="39840"虽然不好看，/s
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an start_time="40680"但是挺好吃的。/s
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an start_time="42680"陈熟挑了一块煮熟的黄色花朵，/s
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an start_time="45000"细细地品味了起来。/s
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an start_time="47560"你他妈把花摘了？/s
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an start_time="50220"方思神色一震，/s
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an start_time="51610"身躯立刻就僵住了。/s
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an start_time="53730"他咽了口唾沫，/s
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an start_time="54610"说道我今天可能有点不舒服，/s
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an start_time="59210"你们吃吧，/s
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an start_time="61100"另外提醒你们一句，/s
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an start_time="63260"可以选个好点的骨灰盒。/s
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an start_time="66140"啊？/s
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an start_time="67100"什么呀？/s
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an start_time="68900"陈叔愣住了，/s
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an start_time="69940"有点不明所以。/s
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an start_time="71710"忽然间，/s
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an start_time="72750"他余光一瞥，/s
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an start_time="73990"看到了一只熟悉的黑色猪腿。/s
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an start_time="76910"沃尼玛！/s
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an start_time="78550"他立刻就清醒了过来，/s
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an start_time="80110"直接打开了作战包。/s
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an start_time="82220"黑色蜘蛛一个跳跃，/s
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an start_time="83780"来到了天台上。/s
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an start_time="85980"你们！/s
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an start_time="86540"你们！/s
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an start_time="88100"刘峰双眼睁大，/s
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an start_time="89540"眼中充满了怒意。/s
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an start_time="91700"他余光一瞥，/s
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an start_time="92860"立刻就看到了自己精心培养的花竟然都被摘了。/s
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an start_time="97570"柳峰没有其余的爱好，/s
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an start_time="99370"平时就喜欢养养花，/s
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an start_time="101050"陶冶一下情操。/s
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an start_time="103010"虽然不是一空间的药材，/s
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an start_time="104650"没有实际的作用，/s
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an start_time="106100"但都属于珍稀异品，/s
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an start_time="107780"极为罕见。/s
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an start_time="109460"刘刘老师啊，/s
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an start_time="111260"刘刘老师！/s
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an start_time="114150"阿良和王珏神色一震，/s
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an start_time="115870"立刻就忽然起身，/s
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an start_time="117630"心中已经隐隐意识到不对劲了。/s
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an start_time="121100"嗯，/s
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an start_time="122060"很好很好！/s
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an start_time="125780"刘峰深呼吸了一下，/s
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an start_time="127780"嘴角竟然出现了诡异的笑容。/s
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an start_time="131020"他平静地扫视了一眼众人，/s
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an start_time="132820"问道主谋是谁？/s
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an start_time="136830"谢苏南等人感受到了极大的压迫感，/s
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an start_time="139950"这绝对是高阶御兽师啊！/s
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an start_time="142630"他们没有任何抵抗，/s
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an start_time="144110"齐刷刷地转头望向了后方的陈书。/s
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an start_time="147620"我靠，/s
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an start_time="148770"你丫的，/s
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an start_time="149170"什么时候戴上了防毒面具？/s
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an start_time="151770"众人嘴角一抽，/s
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an start_time="153170"没想到陈叔反应这么快。/s
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an start_time="155850"我予以有罪，/s
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an start_time="156930"把我开除了吧！/s
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an start_time="158870"陈叔特意变了个声，/s
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an start_time="160430"悲戚地呼喊起来。/s
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an start_time="162630"刘峰嘴角一抽，/s
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an start_time="164030"淡定地说道我看过你的高考视频，/s
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an start_time="168630"你就是戴着这个防毒面具的？/s
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an start_time="172300"话音刚落，/s
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an start_time="173540"陈舒的哭诉声一下就僵住了。/s
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an start_time="177530"你小子真是胆子大呀！/s
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an start_time="180920"刘峰瞬间来到陈叔的背后，/s
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an start_time="183000"目光直勾勾地看着他。/s
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an start_time="185640"陈叔咽了口唾沫，/s
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an start_time="187000"把防毒面具取了下来刘老师，/s
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an start_time="190510"如果我说一切只是个意外，/s
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an start_time="193230"您信吗？/s
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an start_time="195140"以外他完全相信。/s
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an start_time="199140"刘峰和善地笑了笑，/s
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an start_time="200740"赞同地点了点头，/s
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an start_time="202020"说道嘿嘿嘿，/s
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an start_time="205140"有学生不小心掉进了学校后山的火坑里，/s
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an start_time="210100"同样只是意外吧，/s
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an start_time="213380"嘿嘿嘿。/s
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an start_time="215340"陈叔咽了口唾沫，/s
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an start_time="217300"他现在竟然怀念起了系统奖励的称号火葬爱好者了，/s
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an start_time="222620"那可是有着能完美保存骨灰的逆天效果呀！/s
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an start_time="227340"老师，/s
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an start_time="228140"我们都有错，/s
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an start_time="229700"对不起。/s
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an start_time="231460"徐晓宇站了起来，/s
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an start_time="232940"低着头抱歉地说道我们可以考虑赔偿您的损失。/s
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an start_time="238960"是啊，/s
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an start_time="239640"我们都可以赔偿的。/s
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an start_time="241680"夏冰和王清涵同样开口说道，/s
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an start_time="244400"他们有点不清楚柳风的脾性。/s
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an start_time="247820"赔偿？/s
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an start_time="250060"刘峰挑挑眉，/s
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an start_time="250980"说道我赔的花可是无价之宝，/s
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an start_time="255500"市面上根本就见不到，/s
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an start_time="258689"他们就相当于我的孩子，/s
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an start_time="261809"你们想要用钱来弥补，/s
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an start_time="263970"可能吗？/s
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an start_time="265610"此刻的柳峰是痛心疾首啊，/s
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an start_time="268330"紧接着话锋一转，/s
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an start_time="269810"说道这样吧，/s
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an start_time="272780"5000学分。/s
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an start_time="275060"陈叔身躯一震，/s
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an start_time="276500"已经是彻底不想活了，/s
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an start_time="278820"5000学分就相当于是5亿华夏币了，/s
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an start_time="282040"上什么地方搞这么多钱呢？/s
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an start_time="284760"他叹了口气说道老师，/s
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an start_time="287760"你把我火化了吧，/s
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an start_time="289480"对了，/s
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an start_time="290320"骨灰记得保存下来，/s
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an start_time="291800"分给在座的各位，/s
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an start_time="293910"如果遇到危险，/s
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an start_time="295110"就把我骨灰扬了，/s
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an start_time="296870"这是我最后一次保护大家了。/s
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an start_time="299710"啊啊闻听此言，/s
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an start_time="301290"众人神色怪异。/s
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an start_time="302930"本来是感动的话，/s
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an start_time="304410"怎么越听越觉得不对劲啊！/s
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an start_time="307730"陈叔仰头望天，/s
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an start_time="308850"开口说道如果没有遇到危险，/s
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an start_time="312130"就泡水喝了吧，/s
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an start_time="313570"至少可以补钙。/s
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an start_time="315850"冲人嘴巴微张，/s
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an start_time="317490"一副懵逼无比的模样。/s
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an start_time="319670"你他妈到底是个什么样的脑回路啊，/s
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an start_time="322660"就连柳峰都被整不会了！/s
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an start_time="325540"半晌后，/s
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an start_time="326260"柳峰开口说道不用这么严重，/s
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an start_time="329940"答应我一个要求就可以了。/s
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an start_time="333530"是是什么要求？/s
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an start_time="336150"陈叔望着柳凤的笑容，/s
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an start_time="337790"只感觉有点瘆得慌，/s
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an start_time="340150"违法乱纪的事我可不做啊，/s
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an start_time="342190"除非加钱。/s
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an start_time="345160"加个屁的钱！/s
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an start_time="347160"刘峰拍了拍陈叔的脑子，/s
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an start_time="348880"开口说道。/s
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an start_time="350640"简单，/s
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an start_time="352080"参加下一届的全国预售比赛，/s
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an start_time="355050"而且拿下前三的名次这么难？/s
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an start_time="360170"陈叔直接躺在了地上你不如直接把我火化了吧！/s
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an start_time="365630"没问题啊，/s
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an start_time="367430"你死以后，/s
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an start_time="368910"镇灵局会调查分析你的死因，/s
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an start_time="372590"到时候有专人查阅你的浏览器历史记录。/s
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an start_time="379090"这这这陈叔心中一抖，/s
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an start_time="382130"又睁开了双眼，/s
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an start_time="383610"我还是活着比较好，/s
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an start_time="385410"不就是一个比赛嘛，/s
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an start_time="386850"简简单单，/s
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an start_time="388870"粉身碎骨魂不怕，/s
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an start_time="390780"只留清白在人间。/s
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an start_time="393420"那就好，/s
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an start_time="394980"今天的事我就不计较了，/s
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an start_time="397740"要是敢违约，/s
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an start_time="399830"后果可是很严重的。/s
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an start_time="402310"哈哈哈刘峰笑了笑，/s
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an start_time="405510"淡定地坐了下来，/s
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an start_time="406870"直接挑起了一朵小红花嗯，/s
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an start_time="410870"味道不错。/s
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an start_time="412550"你不是说他们就是你的孩子吗？/s
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an start_time="415880"阿良神色一怔，/s
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an start_time="417480"您这表情未免也太享受了吧？/s
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an start_time="420760"你有病啊，/s
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an start_time="422440"谁拿花当孩子？/s
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an start_time="425680"刘峰撇了撇嘴，/s
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an start_time="426990"完全没有一点伤心的模样。/s
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an start_time="430150"同学们，/s
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an start_time="431190"慢慢吃啊！/s
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an start_time="433980"他笑了笑，/s
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an start_time="434780"拍了拍身上的灰尘，/s
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an start_time="436420"吹着口哨就离开了楼顶。/s
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an start_time="439750"我怎么感觉这是上了大逼当了呀！/s
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an start_time="443940"陈叔觉得有点不对劲，/s
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an start_time="445860"但一时间又说不上来。/s
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an start_time="448180"他心中一下出现了灵光，/s
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an start_time="449980"立刻开口说道刘老师，/s
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an start_time="452780"那个陌生号码不会就是你吧？/s
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an start_time="455780"刘峰没有搭理陈舒，/s
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an start_time="457220"只是加快了脚步，/s
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an start_time="458580"直接离开了楼顶。/s
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an start_time="460780"我靠，/s
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an start_time="461980"是你让我来这里煮火锅的？/s
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an start_time="464400"这是钓鱼执法呀！/s
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