史莱姆 0348 有人来偷尿素袋了
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an start_time="820"第348集怪不得柳凤能当女导师啊！/s
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an start_time="6510"众人齐齐望来，/s
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an start_time="8310"第一次见到能坑到陈叔的人，/s
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an start_time="10790"这实在是太罕见了。/s
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an start_time="13390"陈叔开口说道总有一天，/s
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an start_time="15790"我要把我失去的全都拿回来。/s
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an start_time="19030"陈皮，/s
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an start_time="19590"没事吧？/s
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an start_time="21190"一道声音传来，/s
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an start_time="22430"方思来到了楼顶上。/s
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an start_time="24470"诶，/s
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an start_time="24950"方思姐？/s
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an start_time="26740"众人齐齐望来，/s
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an start_time="27980"基本上都认识方思。/s
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an start_time="30580"方斯望向陈淑，/s
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an start_time="31780"心中松了口气，/s
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an start_time="33340"脸上却是笑着说道我想着过来见你们最后一面，/s
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an start_time="37680"都已经让人给你们定制好骨灰盒了。/s
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an start_time="41270"陈叔干笑了一声方思姐，/s
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an start_time="44430"谢谢啊！/s
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an start_time="46430"唉，/s
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an start_time="46910"来吧来吧，/s
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an start_time="47720"吃火锅！/s
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an start_time="49660"虽然陈叔有点亏，/s
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an start_time="51220"但至少大家可以安全地吃火锅了。/s
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an start_time="54460"对了，/s
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an start_time="54740"方思姐，/s
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an start_time="55660"你加入社团了吗？/s
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an start_time="58110"没有啊，/s
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an start_time="59070"像那玩意做甚？/s
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an start_time="60630"浪费时间。/s
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an start_time="63020"方丝挑起一块嫩牛肉，/s
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an start_time="64660"望向了旁边的陈叔。/s
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an start_time="66900"陈叔的嘴角有着诡异的笑容，/s
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an start_time="68780"说道正好我有一个社团，/s
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an start_time="71700"要不要加入啊？/s
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an start_time="73540"不加。/s
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an start_time="74650"方思直截了当地就拒绝了，/s
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an start_time="76720"没有一点犹豫。/s
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an start_time="78480"为啥呀，/s
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an start_time="80480"我大四太忙了，/s
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an start_time="82230"你的社团肯定是人人喊打的，/s
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an start_time="84550"我没有时间来应付。/s
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an start_time="86710"方思笑了笑，/s
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an start_time="87670"开口说道而且我有预感，/s
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an start_time="91190"你的社团名字很烂，/s
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an start_time="93460"让我猜猜。/s
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an start_time="94660"悍匪社？/s
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an start_time="95780"核弹社？/s
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an start_time="97060"尿素袋社？/s
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an start_time="98860"一群人齐齐望来，/s
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an start_time="100540"眼中有着不可思议，/s
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an start_time="102530"没想到方思竟然真的猜对了。/s
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an start_time="105780"这妙速带射没毛病吧？/s
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an start_time="109780"你不觉得很有特点吗？/s
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an start_time="111380"一下就能抓住人的眼球？/s
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an start_time="114320"可拉倒吧。/s
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an start_time="116320"方思摇了摇头，/s
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an start_time="118120"果然呢，/s
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an start_time="118960"没有答应加入是明智的。/s
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an start_time="122300"唉呀，/s
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an start_time="122660"可惜了，/s
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an start_time="123140"方思姐，/s
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an start_time="124020"你错过了名扬世界的机会。/s
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an start_time="126940"陈述没有再劝，/s
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an start_time="128620"方思已经大四了，/s
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an start_time="130100"的确有自己的事情要做。/s
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an start_time="132660"一群人围坐在一起，/s
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an start_time="134100"享用起了火锅，/s
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an start_time="135630"欢声笑语持续不断。/s
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an start_time="138390"然而快乐的时光总是短暂的。/s
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an start_time="141870"9点左右，/s
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an start_time="142710"众人纷纷离开，/s
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an start_time="143950"回到了自己的学校，/s
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an start_time="145470"重新踏上了各自的征途。/s
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an start_time="148190"第二天一早，/s
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an start_time="150420"陈皮起床啦，/s
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an start_time="152020"今天班级要集合。/s
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an start_time="153940"阿良和王珏穿着精神病服来到了客厅，/s
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an start_time="157660"然而却没有任何的回应。/s
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an start_time="160480"睡得这么沉啊？/s
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an start_time="162440"阿良眉头一皱。/s
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an start_time="164040"郑宇敲门，/s
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an start_time="165000"却被王珏阻止了。/s
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an start_time="167000"我来吧！/s
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an start_time="168360"他召唤出了自己的契约灵。/s
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an start_time="171000"小王，/s
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an start_time="171850"叫我做什么？/s
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an start_time="173080"今天又偷谁的裤衩子？/s
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an start_time="175960"一只模样渐渐的灰色小鸟出现，/s
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an start_time="178400"停在了客厅的吊灯上。/s
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an start_time="180800"王珏嘴角一抽，/s
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an start_time="182390"偷个屁的裤衩子呀！/s
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an start_time="184670"他开口说道。/s
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an start_time="186390"叫醒里面的人，/s
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an start_time="187910"这一点小事都要本大爷出马。/s
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an start_time="191310"灰色小鸟撇了撇嘴，/s
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an start_time="193870"两个没用的玩意，/s
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an start_time="196390"我你妈！/s
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an start_time="198310"阿良的暴脾气完全不能忍啊，/s
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an start_time="200950"竟然被一只鸟给鄙视了，/s
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an start_time="203350"他直接掏出了马桶刷，/s
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an start_time="204990"想要把对方塞到马桶里。/s
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an start_time="207880"阿良哥，/s
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an start_time="208480"别冲动，/s
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an start_time="209040"别冲动啊！/s
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an start_time="210680"王珏一阵劝阻，/s
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an start_time="212040"这才平息了阿良的怒火。/s
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an start_time="214760"哼，/s
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an start_time="215560"本事不大，/s
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an start_time="216640"脾气不小，/s
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an start_time="218100"年轻人，/s
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an start_time="218860"好好看看，/s
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an start_time="220420"好好学学！/s
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an start_time="224620"灰色小鸟清了清嗓子，/s
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an start_time="226340"淡定地开口说道有人来偷枣酥到啦！/s
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an start_time="232380"话音刚落，/s
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an start_time="233500"房间里立刻就传来了稀稀疏疏的声音。/s
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an start_time="237420"2分钟后，/s
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an start_time="238300"陈叔果然来到了客厅。/s
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an start_time="241070"呃，/s
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an start_time="241590"这两人对视一眼，/s
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an start_time="244750"没想到这鸟还真有两把刷子。/s
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an start_time="247670"你这鸟竟然敢骗我，/s
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an start_time="250110"大清早的就想让我吃烤肉！/s
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an start_time="252850"陈叔揉了揉惺忪的睡眼，/s
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an start_time="255130"一股淡淡的杀意弥漫。/s
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an start_time="257410"啊不，/s
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an start_time="257690"一小啊，/s
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an start_time="258490"不要回去！/s
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an start_time="260130"灰色小鸟一个哆嗦，/s
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an start_time="261690"慌乱地回到了预售空间中。/s
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an start_time="264380"王珏开口说道陈皮，/s
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an start_time="267630"今天要讲军训的相关事宜，/s
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an start_time="269670"快收拾了。/s
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an start_time="271190"陈叔打了一个哈欠，/s
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an start_time="272550"没有再计较了。/s
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an start_time="274650"半个小时后，/s
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an start_time="275680"三人来到一间教室中。/s
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an start_time="278280"同学们，/s
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an start_time="279200"明天就要开始我们的大学军训生活了。/s
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an start_time="282600"乔月的脸上有着淡淡的笑容，/s
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an start_time="284600"开口说道时间会持续到9月30号，/s
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an start_time="288760"希望各位能好好表现。/s
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an start_time="291560"眼见众人兴致缺缺，/s
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an start_time="293360"乔月又再次说道另外，/s
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an start_time="296200"军训的表现良好会有学分奖励，/s
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an start_time="298940"而且军训完就会开启国庆假期的。/s
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an start_time="302420"哇！/s
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an start_time="302620"一瞬间，/s
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an start_time="303420"全班欢呼了起来，/s
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an start_time="305020"脸上有了笑容。/s
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an start_time="307140"让我们欢迎一下你们的教官许珊。/s
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an start_time="310460"伴随着鼓掌声，/s
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an start_time="312250"一名身材挺拔的男子走了进来，/s
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an start_time="314770"穿着特制的志玲军服。/s
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an start_time="317600"各位同学们好，/s
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an start_time="319080"我叫许珊。/s
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an start_time="321040"男子的双眸明亮有神，/s
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an start_time="322800"扫视着每一个人。/s
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an start_time="324960"嗯他的目光锁定了陈淑三人，/s
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an start_time="328590"心中竟然忍不住一跳，/s
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an start_time="331270"长期以来养成的直觉，/s
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an start_time="333230"让他觉得陈叔三人不像是善茬。/s
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an start_time="336470"我是来自黄石山林的正灵军队长，/s
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an start_time="339640"希望接下来的日子，/s
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an start_time="341360"各位能听从我的安排。/s
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an start_time="343880"许珊言简意赅，/s
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an start_time="345160"没有多说，/s
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an start_time="346400"只是跟大家混了一个面熟，/s
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an start_time="348320"随后就离开了教室。/s
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an start_time="350850"乔月笑着说道今天就自由活动，/s
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an start_time="354410"可以查阅一下荒石山林的相关资料，/s
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an start_time="357210"不需要带上日用品，/s
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an start_time="358810"到时候振林军会发放的。/s
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an start_time="361190"众人纷纷解散了，/s
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an start_time="362740"离开了教室。/s
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an start_time="363460"中。/s
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an start_time="364660"陈叔，/s
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an start_time="365300"来一下。/s
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an start_time="366620"乔月却是叫住了陈叔。/s
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an start_time="369140"我陈叔有点不明所以，/s
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an start_time="372020"和乔月来到了走廊上。/s
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an start_time="374600"乔姐，/s
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an start_time="375360"怎么了？/s
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an start_time="376720"那个乔月清了清嗓子，/s
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an start_time="379880"开口说道。/s
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an start_time="381520"陈出，/s
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an start_time="381840"学弟，/s
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an start_time="382760"你军训有时间吗？/s
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an start_time="385630"陈淑微微一怔，/s
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an start_time="387430"这是个什么意思啊？/s
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an start_time="389430"班上有一个名额可以让学生免军训，/s
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an start_time="392390"而且不会扣学分。/s
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an start_time="395000"乔月开口说道。/s
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an start_time="397200"我觉得吧，/s
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an start_time="398720"既然学校给了名额，/s
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an start_time="400480"那肯定是不能浪费的，/s
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an start_time="402720"而且你应该没有时间参加吧。/s
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an start_time="406150"陈叔有点明白乔月的意思了，/s
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an start_time="408670"竟然想让自己不参加军训。/s
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an start_time="411590"他终于回答，/s
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an start_time="412670"脑中一下就出现了选项。/s
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an start_time="415640"选项一坚定的选择军训，/s
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an start_time="418120"完成奖励大量预售力。/s
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an start_time="420800"选项二留在学校，/s
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an start_time="422720"趁着其余人离开学校，/s
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an start_time="424400"将晋升宿舍给炸了，/s
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an start_time="426660"完成奖励爆炸药剂乘2。/s
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an start_time="430540"选项三与柳峰交流成功，/s
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an start_time="432980"敲诈1000学分，/s
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an start_time="434940"完成奖励获得称号无畏者，/s
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an start_time="438060"佩戴效果减少对死亡的恐惧。/s
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an start_time="441790"陈叔嘴角一抽，/s
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an start_time="443550"看了一眼另外两个选项，/s
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an start_time="445230"直接就锁定了第一个。/s
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an start_time="447630"虽然后两个选项有点吸引人，/s
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an start_time="450070"但问题是有生命危险呐！/s
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an start_time="452760"啊，/s
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an start_time="453080"学姐不用了，/s
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an start_time="454560"我可太有时间了。/s
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an start_time="456870"陈叔直接拒绝了，/s
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an start_time="458510"好不容易去一趟异空间，/s
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an start_time="460470"你竟然想让我退出？/s
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an start_time="463190"其实军训不是太重要了，/s
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an start_time="465270"我觉得你已经很出色了。/s
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an start_time="468320"乔月耐心地劝诫道，/s
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an start_time="470600"他主要是担心志灵军据点和其余同学的安全呢，/s
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an start_time="474760"危险级的活木沼泽都能被陈述整翻天，/s
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an start_time="478080"普通的荒石山林实在是顶不住啊。/s
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